Yet, Somehow, Life Goes On

Randy Moss has been traded to Oakland.

Please join me in a moment of silence.

OK, that's enough. Now let's never speak of him ever again. Since his antics will no longer dominate the local spotlight, I look forward to focusing on more important Minnesota sports news, like Kirby Puckett's (alleged) womanizing and who's-paying-who-to-do-what this week in University of Minnesota athletics.