The Access Hollywood Vote

My morning local news informs me that Leonardo DiCaprio is making three appearances in the Twin Cities today, stumping for Kerry/Edwards. Needless to say I gagged on my cheerios from fits of uncontrollable laughter. Keep an eye out for inevitable sound bytes: “The last four years have been no day at ‘The Beach,’” “Thanks to B*sh, this country’s reputation is going down faster than the ‘Titanic,’” and “See ‘The Aviator’ this Christmas. My co-stars are Cate Blanchett and Gwen Stefani.”