Century

My 100th post. Oh yes.
I’m not sure which is more surprising, the fact that I’m still writing this garbage or that you’re still reading it. Losers.
It was never my intention, initially, for this to be so fixated on politics, but when last fall's election results came in, what the hell else was I going to do? I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the last six months; writing pure nonsense and later boasting in conversation that I was a genius without peer. Because I am. Or did you know?
Naturally, I couldn’t have achieved this lofty summit without you, my dear readers. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you both. Without you, I would never have been ranked the 16217th most visited weblog.
I look forward to continuing to address the most pressing issues of my corner of the blogosphere, such as:

1) If Larso really does know sh!t, what sort of sh!t does he know?”
2) Will Ashton Kutcher attain Keanu Reeves status or will he forever remain a mere David Cassidy?
3) Does Johnny Rightwing really exist or is he a schizophrenic episode caused by microwaves beamed into my skull from the Republicans' top-secret moon base?

Check back often for the answers to these and more topics of vital importance to our very way of life. And as always, comments are welcome from everyone, be you Liberal, Moderate, or somewhere in between.