THIS is CNN

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This is real. This is not faked. This is not Fox News. This is CNN. Crimony.
But that's just the beginning...34 percent. These are your fellow citizens. These are the people who must be wooed to your side if you expect to be elected to run this damn country. These are the people who are building your houses, driving your school buses, performing your surgeries, and, oh yes, some of them get to decide who to kill with the weapons you helped them pay for. Fun.

So, in summary:

Gay Marriage = Bad. Disgusting. Unnatural. An affront to all that is holy.
Cousin Marriage = Good. Practical. Less name-change hassles. No in-laws.

God must surely be spinning in his grave.