Shutdown Rundown

"Stop your licensing, your zoning,
Your copiers, your faxes,
You won't build my racino,
But I won't raise your taxes!

I'll shut down rest areas,
Libraries, and road information,
'cuz Speaker Steve Sviggum
Can't spell 'legislashun!'

State parks are open,
So keep hugging trees,
But you'd be better off,
If you'd just pay my 'fees!'

Blame Democrats and liberals,
And mostly Dean Johnson,
If you want better living,
Find a home in Wisconsin!

So go home, state workers,
I'll say with a twitch;
"I'm Tim Pawlenty,
And I speak for the rich!'"