Osama is Wherever We Need Him to be

Apparently Porter Goss says he has an excellent idea where bin Laden is. But he can't be captured due to concerns about the rights of sovereign states. Since when do we care about a trifling thing like that? What happened to "either you're with us, or you're with the terrorists" and all that?

Naturally Goss didn't say WHERE Osama is, only hinting that he was privy to secret knowledge that he was not at liberty to share.

I eagerly await the satellite photographic "proof" that he's hiding in Iran.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to announce that I have an excellent idea of how to transmute lead into gold. What's the next question?