Colectomy

OK so I really just wanted to use that title before I saw it somewhere else so I can think I'm all clever and stuff. But yeah Colin Powell's out, joining an ever-growing list of cabinet members who woke up on November 3rd and said "Holy sh*t, how did such a corrupt and evil administration win re-reelection? I'm ashamed to call myself an American, I'm quitting my job and moving to Canada." Also resigning today are: Abraham, Paige and Veneman, who I believe headlined the KQRS stage at last summer's Taste of Minnesota.