Motorcade Of Generosity

I drove past the John Edwards motorcade last night, and despite all my out-the-window fist-pumping, could not get the bus driver to honk the horn, much to my sorrow. What a missed opportunity for them. This race is going to come down to trivial crap like that. Two of these candidates are going to be sitting at home this winter musing; “If only we have honked more. I knew waving wasn’t good enough. It’s too British royal family. Working class Americans don’t wave, they honk.” That’s worth at least half a percentage point. Hell, if the driver had honked, I’d vote Democrat tomorrow as many times as I could.