Friday Haikus
In honor of last night's highly scripted B*sh press conference:
Bankruptcy Bill and
Social Security "fix."
Who elects this swine?
Wind-bag talks to press
thus pre-empting "Will and Grace"
because he hates gays.
Nook-yahler progrum
Nuke-yaler "disarmimmint"
Nookya-lur win'ner.
Dripping smarminess
like a glacier does water,
will he melt away?
Bankruptcy Bill and
Social Security "fix."
Who elects this swine?
Wind-bag talks to press
thus pre-empting "Will and Grace"
because he hates gays.
Nook-yahler progrum
Nuke-yaler "disarmimmint"
Nookya-lur win'ner.
Dripping smarminess
like a glacier does water,
will he melt away?
posted by ab at 4/29/2005
2 Comments:
Friedman followed Bush
On the radio last night
Amazing contrast
you have mastered the art of the haiku, my friend. good work.
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