5/16/2005


[click to enlarge...slightly]

Caption Writing Contest: Yes, let's try this again, shall we? To be honest, I was a bit disappointed in the small number of responses last time 'round. But we'll chalk it up as a fluke if you can redeem yourselves this time, as I'm sure you will. You know the rules. Submit your own caption in the 'comment' link below. The winner will be declared Monday, May 23rd. This week's prize: I will arrange for George W. to "bring freedom" to the nation of your choice (excluding Cuba, Sudan, USA). Make me proud.

WINNER: 'Mojowank' with "Honestly George, if you're not going to pay attention, then I'm going to stop." I concede, the film reference nearly went over my head. I'd also like to thank you all for reminding me that quality is better than quantity. I swear I'll never make that mistake again.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like riding a nation, once you've done it, you never forget

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No George, "R" does NOT stand for "Right Straight Ahead"!

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on George, it's my turn now.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot different than a HUMMER isn't it George?

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till Laura sees me in this pristine automobile.

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know that they still made these.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's find a McDonalds.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony is really going to hate that he is missing out on all the fun.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the same car that my Dad took his drivers education in.

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many ticket do we have to give to enjoy this ride?

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is easier than flying a P2.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Bush gets a lesson about how to read the incredibly complex guages in his new A-11 convertible. When asked about the experience he replied, "I recon I should ask if yer-umpto go out for a ride, guffaw"

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here, hold onto this while I adjust my pants.

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't steer a car, can't steer a country.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he had been waiting years for this chance. finally a moment alone with the greedy capitalist. vladimir's hand snaped out. and although his kgb mechanisms were seasoned by years of iron fisted rule he had kept them well lubricated. the hand clapped shut with the cold efficentcy of a bear trap. now he had george's attention. now george would listen. in george's watering pain-soaked eyes vladimir could see a reflection of a the rising sun. pride swelled within putin's breast as his enemy wept in the blazing red dawn.

10:33 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home