Be Ever Vigilant
Terribly busy week. Just a thought:
Remember when "Opposites Attract" was a huge hit and you thought that Paula Abdul could surely never be more agitating? And then a few years later when you were SURE that she had been blissfully purged from the public eye? This is all YOUR fault. I bet you were the one who, sitting at the dinner table three years ago, idly mused "Remember that Donald Trump-themed game show from the 80's? What was that called, 'Trump Card' or something? Man, that was pathetic. Thank God that guy's off TV forever." Well, I hope you're happy. You've doomed us all.
Never let your guard down, and never tempt fate. 'Cuz one day you’ll be asleep snug in your bed and: BAM, David Lee Roth will be bibbity-bopping his way to the top of the Nielsen ratings as the host of Emmy-award-winning reality TV. Oh yes, you just wait. I'll be right here waiting for my apology when it happens.
Remember when "Opposites Attract" was a huge hit and you thought that Paula Abdul could surely never be more agitating? And then a few years later when you were SURE that she had been blissfully purged from the public eye? This is all YOUR fault. I bet you were the one who, sitting at the dinner table three years ago, idly mused "Remember that Donald Trump-themed game show from the 80's? What was that called, 'Trump Card' or something? Man, that was pathetic. Thank God that guy's off TV forever." Well, I hope you're happy. You've doomed us all.
Never let your guard down, and never tempt fate. 'Cuz one day you’ll be asleep snug in your bed and: BAM, David Lee Roth will be bibbity-bopping his way to the top of the Nielsen ratings as the host of Emmy-award-winning reality TV. Oh yes, you just wait. I'll be right here waiting for my apology when it happens.
posted by ab at 5/10/2005
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