Having a Laugh
"Iraq has chemical and biological weapons. Saddam has continued to produce them. He has existing and active military plans for the use of chemical and biological weapons which could be activated within 45 minutes."
-Tony Blair, September 2002.
Happy birthday Mr. Prime Minister. And congratulations on your third term. Needless to say, PM, I’m not entirely chuffed about this. In fact, I’m positively gutted that such a plonker can be thick as thieves with a yob like George W and adopt that git's half-cocked agro politics while still rabbiting on about bringing labour toward the centre while the punters have gone so skint they haven’t the dosh to purchase petrol - never mind the bairns in the schemes who are completely Lee Marvin having not had a nosh in yonks. And I’d thought your bacon was fried when your WMD porky pies were exposed as cock and bull. I'm just gobsmacked that wankers like you two can take the piss and still win reelection.
Sorry. I sincerely promise I'll probably never do that again.
-Tony Blair, September 2002.
Happy birthday Mr. Prime Minister. And congratulations on your third term. Needless to say, PM, I’m not entirely chuffed about this. In fact, I’m positively gutted that such a plonker can be thick as thieves with a yob like George W and adopt that git's half-cocked agro politics while still rabbiting on about bringing labour toward the centre while the punters have gone so skint they haven’t the dosh to purchase petrol - never mind the bairns in the schemes who are completely Lee Marvin having not had a nosh in yonks. And I’d thought your bacon was fried when your WMD porky pies were exposed as cock and bull. I'm just gobsmacked that wankers like you two can take the piss and still win reelection.
Sorry. I sincerely promise I'll probably never do that again.
posted by ab at 5/06/2005
2 Comments:
Obviously too much BBC or is it soccer announcers who talk like that?
...says the woman whose blog is entitled "Bob's Your Uncle?"
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