6/13/2005

Nothing, Really.

Driving across Wisconsin this past weekend, TV and I were naturally subjected to 100 miles of Wisconsin Dells billboards. As a general rule, we have a brief laugh over a couple of them, but then they're quickly forgotten. This time, though, we saw a good half-dozen "Noah's Ark" signs that featured a grinning pre-teen girl riding an O-shaped tube at a steep angle with water splashing around it with the large caption:

NOAH'S LOVIN'
HAD ME A BLAST!

Can someone explain that to me? I've tried adding all manner of punctuation - commas, periods, colons, hyphens - and I can't seem to find a way to make that phrase work. What does it mean? Do I even want to know? Is this some obscure central-Sconnie dialect with which I am unfamiliar? An encrypted invitation to an amusement park child-pornography ring? If anyone cares to enlighten me, by all means. . .

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it was a reference to "Grease" the movie.

"Summer lovin', had me a blast...
summer lovin', happened so fast...

Met a girl crazy for me--
Met a boy, cute as can be.

Summer days, driftin' away..but ah! oh those summer nights!"

*hums tune to self, and hits Enter*

10:37 AM  
Blogger ab said...

Wow. Thanks, masked stranger. As it turns out, I really didn't need to know that.

11:10 AM  

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