Nothing, Really.
Driving across Wisconsin this past weekend, TV and I were naturally subjected to 100 miles of Wisconsin Dells billboards. As a general rule, we have a brief laugh over a couple of them, but then they're quickly forgotten. This time, though, we saw a good half-dozen "Noah's Ark" signs that featured a grinning pre-teen girl riding an O-shaped tube at a steep angle with water splashing around it with the large caption:
NOAH'S LOVIN'
HAD ME A BLAST!
Can someone explain that to me? I've tried adding all manner of punctuation - commas, periods, colons, hyphens - and I can't seem to find a way to make that phrase work. What does it mean? Do I even want to know? Is this some obscure central-Sconnie dialect with which I am unfamiliar? An encrypted invitation to an amusement park child-pornography ring? If anyone cares to enlighten me, by all means. . .
NOAH'S LOVIN'
HAD ME A BLAST!
Can someone explain that to me? I've tried adding all manner of punctuation - commas, periods, colons, hyphens - and I can't seem to find a way to make that phrase work. What does it mean? Do I even want to know? Is this some obscure central-Sconnie dialect with which I am unfamiliar? An encrypted invitation to an amusement park child-pornography ring? If anyone cares to enlighten me, by all means. . .

2 Comments:
I think it was a reference to "Grease" the movie.
"Summer lovin', had me a blast...
summer lovin', happened so fast...
Met a girl crazy for me--
Met a boy, cute as can be.
Summer days, driftin' away..but ah! oh those summer nights!"
*hums tune to self, and hits Enter*
Wow. Thanks, masked stranger. As it turns out, I really didn't need to know that.
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