"Of Course It’s Trash"

I'll never understand the celebrity allure of Scientology. Apparently Katie Holmes has loudly declared her conversion to the L Ron Hubbard faith as this week's chapter of her joint attention-mugging-efforts with Tom Cruise. My only point is that you'll never see me practicing a religion dreamt up by some hack sci-fi writer. Not when I've embraced the One True Faith, Bokononism.