Tonight’s Inevitable Jay Leno Joke:

Leno: "Well, Michael Jackson yesterday was acquitted of all charges of child molestation."

Audience: Some applause, smattering of boos.

Leno: Jackson says he plans to live out the rest of his days here in Southern California, playing golf with Ronald Goldman and tirelessly searching for "the real molesters."

Audience: "Tee Hee Hee, Haw Haw Haw."

Kevin Eubanks: "That's cold, Jay."

Johnny Carson: Spin Spin Spin…