Thanksgiving Week
I thought that I'd forgo this week's caption contest and invite you all to play a little game I like to call "I Am Thankful..." in honor of the holiday week. I just think it's time for us all to take a moment and think about the many gifts we have that we often take for granted. For instance:
- I am thankful for the wisdom of my elected officials, who are honest, hardworking men and women who only want the best for their constituents.
- I am thankful for my health care plan, which allows me to talk my way into any prescription I want as long as I am willing to pay out the ass.
- I am thankful for same-sex marriage bans, which preserve the sanctity of my own stagnant, robotic sham-marriage.
- I am thankful that God is an American.
What are YOU thankful for? Submit your comments below.
- I am thankful for the wisdom of my elected officials, who are honest, hardworking men and women who only want the best for their constituents.
- I am thankful for my health care plan, which allows me to talk my way into any prescription I want as long as I am willing to pay out the ass.
- I am thankful for same-sex marriage bans, which preserve the sanctity of my own stagnant, robotic sham-marriage.
- I am thankful that God is an American.
What are YOU thankful for? Submit your comments below.
posted by ab at 11/22/2004
1 Comments:
i am thankful for blogs. now, i don't have to bottle stuff up. i can now purge all of my venemous hatred onto the internet for the whole world to read and mock.
i am thankful for farm animals, including ferrel cats, and the varmint they kill.
i am also thankful for the fact that i can drive a car. and i am not just talking about the ability to drive a car, but that i can drive wherever and whenever i want to because i can.
that's just a part of this american life, this culture and society. drive. vroom.
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