East Coast Defense
Big thanks to everyone who participated in this week's poll. Here are the results:
CIA Director nominee Michael Hayden, in confirmation hearings Thursday, opined: "The American intelligence business has too much become the football in American political discourse." What do YOU think he meant?
32% - Every five seconds of action is followed by two excruciating minutes of inaction.
27% - Provisions of the Patriot Act entitle John Madden to sift through our mail.
23% - Both the NFL and the NSA proudly sponsored by Verizon Wireless.
8% - What the world calls "football," we call "soccer," what the world calls "torture," we call "interview."
5% - When your defense relies solely on interception, you're hopeless when the opposition chooses to run.
4% - The entire system is skewed to be sure that the Cowboys, Texans and Patriots have an advantage against the Redskins and the Browns.
CIA Director nominee Michael Hayden, in confirmation hearings Thursday, opined: "The American intelligence business has too much become the football in American political discourse." What do YOU think he meant?
32% - Every five seconds of action is followed by two excruciating minutes of inaction.
27% - Provisions of the Patriot Act entitle John Madden to sift through our mail.
23% - Both the NFL and the NSA proudly sponsored by Verizon Wireless.
8% - What the world calls "football," we call "soccer," what the world calls "torture," we call "interview."
5% - When your defense relies solely on interception, you're hopeless when the opposition chooses to run.
4% - The entire system is skewed to be sure that the Cowboys, Texans and Patriots have an advantage against the Redskins and the Browns.
posted by ab at 5/18/2006
1 Comments:
something a bit unrelated, i have found a new poem form which might interest you, called a fib, which has been circulating around the web/blog. it's a bit like the hiaku's but with a twist. saw it up here in the math department. based on a mathematical equation: 0 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 5 + 8. basically adding the two previous numbers together to get your next line. The first line is silent, then 6 concise lines:
hey
you
you two
look up here
the three amigos
comedy hijinx all the way!
hope you enjoy! see you soon:
Dr. Pete Venkman
Jeb for NFL commish '08
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