E is For. . . "Evolution"

Reviving 'Haiku Fridays' . . .

The state of Kansas
Is bored of education
And so they teach lies.

Leprechauns are real
But Unicorns are Extinct
T-Rex? Fantasy.

Descended from apes?
The evidence is quite clear:
Commander-in-chimp.

At my catholic school
They taught us evolution
They're SO enlightened!

In a million years
Hairless, ten-foot tall Christians
Will still deny facts.