Who's to Blame?
This week, Devious Nature wants to know: Who do you blame?
"Liberals."
"Homosexuals."
"Osama."
"Homosexual Liberal Osamas."
"Jews. Except for Jesus. Can I do that?"
"Disloyal Urine."
"I have no information regarding that question at this time."
"Zidane's dirty terrorist whore mother."
"Phillip Morris. Jack Daniels. Chef Boyardee."
Hershel Walker. Never mind, umm... Gary Anderson? No, wait - Denny Green. No no - Randy Moss. Sorry, I meant Brad Johnson. Wait, now I got it - Mike Tice. Hmm... Don't tell me, I'll get it. Is it Brad Johnson? Did I already say that? The Metrodome. Yeah yeah, the Metrodome.
"The hand that feeds me."
"Aquafina, Colgate, Listerine, Jergens, Hi-C, Minute Maid, Capri-Sun, Coca-Cola, NyQuil, Gatorade, Revlon, Loreal, Starbucks, Lysol, Calvin Klein, Gillette, Kool-Aid, Land O' Lakes, Ragu, Fleischmann's, Heinz,. . .
Who do YOU blame?
"Liberals."
"Homosexuals."
"Osama."
"Homosexual Liberal Osamas."
"Jews. Except for Jesus. Can I do that?"
"Disloyal Urine."
"I have no information regarding that question at this time."
"Zidane's dirty terrorist whore mother."
"Phillip Morris. Jack Daniels. Chef Boyardee."
Hershel Walker. Never mind, umm... Gary Anderson? No, wait - Denny Green. No no - Randy Moss. Sorry, I meant Brad Johnson. Wait, now I got it - Mike Tice. Hmm... Don't tell me, I'll get it. Is it Brad Johnson? Did I already say that? The Metrodome. Yeah yeah, the Metrodome.
"The hand that feeds me."
"Aquafina, Colgate, Listerine, Jergens, Hi-C, Minute Maid, Capri-Sun, Coca-Cola, NyQuil, Gatorade, Revlon, Loreal, Starbucks, Lysol, Calvin Klein, Gillette, Kool-Aid, Land O' Lakes, Ragu, Fleischmann's, Heinz,. . .
Who do YOU blame?
posted by ab at 8/10/2006
2 Comments:
The Metrodome, its just so unnatural. What would be natural would be a retractable roof stadium with three tiers of corporate boxes, and that nice new turf, surrounded by new retail on formerly useless swampland in Anoka.
Then I can go back to blaming Chef Boyardee.
i blame anyone but myself. including you mister fancy pajamas. oh how i loathe you mister fancy pajamas.
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