Anti-Semantic
Dearest Israel,
Your military forces have invaded a sovereign nation under the flimsy pretext of defending your citizens from terrorism - an act having less to do with the preservation of human life and more to do with nationalistic pride and a futile attempt to settle some age-old vendetta by meting out a perverse sort of retaliatory justice.
Nice to see you've been paying attention. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you know. Welcome back to the party.
Yours in Christ,
The United States of America
P.S. Lebanon DOES have oil, right?
Your military forces have invaded a sovereign nation under the flimsy pretext of defending your citizens from terrorism - an act having less to do with the preservation of human life and more to do with nationalistic pride and a futile attempt to settle some age-old vendetta by meting out a perverse sort of retaliatory justice.
Nice to see you've been paying attention. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you know. Welcome back to the party.
Yours in Christ,
The United States of America
P.S. Lebanon DOES have oil, right?
posted by ab at 7/17/2006
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FOX has informed me that WWIII is in the offing. Prepare the way!
I would like to thank My buddy GW and his neo-con allies for bringing this moment about, for without their aid, surely My all powerful Father would never been able to pull it off on His own.
XOXOXO
The Messiah
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